slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

bifacts:

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

tyleroakley:

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

right but now you have responsibilitrees

i’m sorry

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

image

*aggressively lip syncing to All Time Low alone at 1 AM*

caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know