muppetmolly:

muppetmolly:

Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.

The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.

Things I accomplished in 2013:

ungratefullittleshit:

athenavine:

justanahere:

always-alltimelow:

neanerbeaner:

waywardprincess:

littlemissjohndeere:

juilan:

1. I’m alive still

2. I didn’t get pregnant.

3. Not addicted to drugs

4. I didn’t kill anybody.

5. Spent more time on the internet

6. Joined more fandoms

7. Had no sex.

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Tyler Joseph: There's faith and there's sleep, We need to pick one please because, Faith is to be awake, And to be awake is for us to think, And for us to think is to be alive
Tyler Joseph: Coconut, coconut sharks in the water, Coconut, coconut sharks in the water